A Slice of Captain and Me

The Captain materialized, completely unclothed, wearing only his gun belt and space weapons.

"Darling, you need to take that thing OFF."

"I thought I'd leave it on. Thought it'd be fun!"

"You can leave your hat on, but not your guns."

"I'm not wearing a hat."

I laughed and produced a sun hat from the closet. On him, it looked a bit surreal and it got in my way, so I removed it and joined him on the bed.

"So what is there to eat?" he asked.

"You're asking me, what I've got to eat?"

"I'm asking."

I showed him.

Afterwards, I presented him with pineapple cake with whipped white frosting and coconut shavings on the top. This was served with Blue Bunny(TM) chocolate ice cream with a dash of hot fudge. And whipped cream.

"Hilda?"

"Yes?"

"You make me really happy, shiny like."

"As do you," I said, kissing him and then slithering on top of him.

"I like the way you can fit your entire body on top of me," he ran his hand down to my bottom. "It's so small!"

I sighed and lay my head down on his chest and snuggled in for a nap. (I had had some cake too!)

I remain,

Hilda Stinson