Why Best Buy ISN'T

Sure they have low low prices.

And long long lines.

And what else? Oh yeah. Warranties. For your phone. And the charger IS covered. But just try to get a new one. I dare you.

I am now on my tenth call. TENTH. Yes. Because you see they can't replace it in the store. Oh no. That would never work.

You have to CALL them on their 1888 Best Buy number. And then WAIT. And Wait.

I'm still waiting. Let's see. It's 7:25 here. I'll let you know when they finally pick up.7:36.

Okay. They're not going to pick up any time soon. It will be all fucking day.

I suppose it's time for a Face Book campaign.

I remain,

Hilda Stinson

7:40